We're Tea Hee Hee! Our spirit animal is a majestic unicorn with its hair blowing in the wind. We also believe aliens are real and quite frankly we think quietly farting in a full elevator is hilarious - don't worry our tea won't make you gassy (tea hee hee). There's no reason why tea has to be taken too seriously...seriously.
OUR GOAL IS TO MAKE YOU SMILE, SO ALL OF OUR TEA BAGS COME EQUIPPED WITH A TOP OF THE LINE PUN or JOKE FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT. (TEA HEE HEE)
JUST IN CASE OUR JOKES DON'T DO IT FOR YOU ALL OF OUR BLENDS CONSIST OF MOOD ENHANCING HERBS THAT WILL MAKE YOU A LITTLE HAPPIER (AND THEN MAYBE YOU CAN APPRECIATE OUR JOKES)
PUNS & JOKES ON EVERY TAG + MOOD ENHANCING HERBS = YOU IN YOUR HAPPY PLACE
THE EARLY BIRD
The Early Bird blend is our daytime blend that will help to energize you while kicking your bad breath's a** (yes, it actually has herbs in there that promote fresher breath). This way you don't have to be that person everyone is secretly holding their breath around while you're talking.
The Dreamer is our night time blend and herbal mixture to support sleep so you can do what you do best and start dreaming. Don't worry we won't judge you on your weird subconscious dreams. Judgment Free Zone.